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FROM JACK by NE-R0 FROM JACK :iconne-r0:NE-R0 186 24 Happy Holidays by Guten-Morgen Happy Holidays :iconguten-morgen:Guten-Morgen 47 16
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Secret Santa part 4
South pulled burnt lemon cookies out of the oven and sat them on the counter next to CT's burnt walnut cookies, Tex's perfect chocolate chip cookies, and Carolina's perfect chocolate chip and vanilla chip cookies.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" CT motioned for the other girls to bring their tray's of cookies in the other room. "Hey guys!"
"What?" A chorus of jittery-eyed freelancer boys asked (they'd just seen a weeping angel episode.)
"We just proved áthat out of all of us who were the worst and best cooks. So, I propose that whoever gives the WORST gifts at the end has to eat a cake made by me and South," CT proposed.
"I think you've had too much eggnog, but that sounds really fun!" Wash practically squeaked, then turned bright red with embarrassment.
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Three days later, it was the final day of Secret Santa. The Freelancers, once again, each had a class of eggnog and their
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Secret Santa part 3
"Wha'd you get, CT?" Wash asked as he unwrapped a manual on how t properly clean a rifle.
"Pistol ammo," CT said as she loaded the new round.
"North?" York looked over at his friend while he examined the new Monty Python disc collection.
"3 grenades," North murmured as he made sure the pins were secure.
The Freelancers sat in an awkward circle. Carolina unwrapped a shiny new set of knives. Tex was sharpening her gravity hammer in the back corner. Wyoming was playing his present on the television, he was viewing season 5 Doctor Who. South was sketching, and Maine was polishing a prototype of his favorite weapon.
"I, am going to bust out the eggnog!" York headed into the kitchen.
"Hey Carolina," CT Looked up from her gun to give the other agent a smug look.
"What?" Carolina looked around the room, being her usual paranoid self.
"I bet 20 dollars you can't bake cookies," CT raised her eyebrows at Carolina, then shifted her eyes back and forth at the other female freelancers.
"Challenge ex
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Secret Santa part 1
Carolina picked a name from the hat for Secret Santa. She unfolded the small paper. She blinked a couple times and her eyes widened.
"WHAT?" she mumbled.
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"I got Maine. That guys gonna be hard to get a gift for. Seriously, we just have to get them stuff that we think they'll like. What does he like? Guns, maybe. Who'd you get Carolina?" York asked.
"Texas," Carolina sighed.
"Bad luck! Dang, what do you get Tex?" North patted Carolina sympathetically on the back. "I got Wash."
"Can't tell, it's one of you three," Wyoming cracked his neck and dumped his tray into the garbage. "How much stuff do we get them again?"
"Wha'd I miss? You get them 1 present per day, and there are five days," Wash sat down. "Hey North, what's South into?"
"Excuse me?" North raised an eyebrow.
"NO! NO! I MEAN'T FOR THE SECRET SANTA THING!" Wash blushed and held up his hands.
"Good answer, umů She likes guns and grenades, an
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Secret Santa part 5
"Christmas turkey?" North suggested.
"Yeah!" the collective chorus shouted.
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The freelancers sat at the decimated table. It had several dents from how much all the food had weighed. Now, most of that food was gone.
"I think I'm gonna pu-" Wash ran out.
Tex took a swig of eggnog, while Carolina held her mouth closed and tried to make her mind not think about the pain in her stomach.
"Hey, who steamed the broccoli?" CT asked spitting some green sludge in a napkin.
"Me," South coughed.
"I'm going to bed. I think I'm going to have a turkey hangover tomorrow," North stumbled into the hall way, but didn't get very far before he slumped down on the ground and fell fast asleep.
"York, if you try any mistletoe bullshit, I'll-" Carolina's head hit the table and fell asleep.
"Is she okay?" York asked, and almost poked her, but re-thought it quickly.
"Night," CT and South m
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I love machinimas All the people I like Arbiter617, Sgt Rorchach, Grunt Rule, Mythic VII, RoboLeaderOo9, everyone at roosterteeth, Edward James, MIK3 WB, Olliban, TTU gunslinger, NostalgicMass20, seano399, Jon Michael Villagomez, and Shiralai, Stephiny A.K.A Cat4lyst,Monty at RT, Morninafterkill, Everyone I've subscriber to on you tube.
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Dragunalb Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
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vesssel Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
Thanks for the fave! Feel free to check out my Facebook page for more art. :D
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Lo-Mich Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav ^^
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...really thank you for the fav! :blowkiss:
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Thank you very much for watching me! :tea:
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Hi there!  I just wanted to thank you for liking my pic Hug 

Our Final Getaway by SubduedMoon
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Thanks for the +fav on my dragon sculpture! There are many more in my gallery, if you'd like to take a look. :) (Smile)
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Big Ramen Bounce v2 many thanks for the faving
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